1. Today's Productivity Killer - Team of Robbers - A team of thieves have come together to maximize their loots. Start with only the burglar and get more people on your team as you get to higher levels.
  1. Today's Hold My Beer Video - A Voice Mail You Should Not Respond To
  1. Are ‘cat beards’ the most bizarre internet craze you have ever seen? - This is so original - and SO WEIRD.
  1. What is 13,519 Square Feet and Costs $190 Million Dollars? The most expensive residence in the United States.
  1. Record python, nearly 19 feet, killed in South Florida - "A Miami man caught and killed the longest Burmese python ever captured in the state of Florida, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission."
  1. Base jumper's terrifying 1,000-foot fall captured on video - "A base jumper walked away with just minor scratches after his parachute opened backward, sending him falling 1,000 feet to the ground -- and the entire ordeal was caught on video."
  1. The Tanning Mom Music Video - Quite Possibly the WORST VIDEO EVER.
  1. Woman Says She's Too Pretty for Work - So, she's quit her job. This should work out well. Here's a video with her explaining this vexing problem.
  1. Russian Soldier Smiles As A Bullet Is Removed From His Forehead With A Pair Of Pliers
  1. Sand Land: Your Go-To Sand Superstore - fake commercial for a place that only sells sand.
  1. 20 Pictures Clearly Taken in a Parallel Universe
  1. Talk Show Host Drinks Breast Milk Directly from the Source ON TV - [NSFW] - The Dutch. They're just crazy.
  1. Map Fail - "This was on Nightline tonight. It amazes me how many times Arkansas has been incorrectly labeled on the news.  One customer service girl even tried to argue with me that Arkansas wasn't a state.  Twice." - Sydney Frames
  1. Blast from the Past - The Dialectizer - "The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them!" flavors include Redneck, Swedish Chef, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Moron, Pig Latin, more. Orion Moon